OK friends.... now this thing happens everyday once in a lifetime ... ???? confused... lol .. me too
JESS READ ITT .. ur gonna laff ur ass off ... Just imagine the crazy things happening to a few of us
I suddenly got into a fight with like 30 people... 20 boys 10 girls.. & those 30 people are .. you guys.... Vinay , Vihaan , Anusha , Trisha.. u knw the group ...
I'm surrounded by you 30 people wid clenching fists .. & They are about to hit me ... ( AHH) .. So they all jump at me like wolves.. LOL .. & i say " HALT !! STOP " ... they all halt in mid air .. breaking the rules of gravity (UMMM???) ... and im like before u beat me up , " No beating 'the part' .. no hitting the neck .. no poking the eye .. pulling the hair .. twisting the ankle .. no tickling .. no weapons .. " then Vihaan goes like " HEY !! JAACKAAAS .. who are u to tell us what to do ? " .. I say " I am who i am " & i wink .. and all the 10 girls melt ... & go like " ahh sunnys too sweet to beat up " .. they jump down from midair .. & walk to the seats.. there are 9 seats & only 10 girls.. so juhi bansal does not get a seat so she kicks shalaka outta the seat & shalaka goes flying into outer space .. all the girls grab popcorn & wanna watch the fight .. Anusha neways gets gummi bears & krishna gets licorice & they start hogging ... & juhi eats ice cream .. then I say " NEWAYS !~! AS I WAS SAYING " & then Aparna interrupts me & says " um.. aren't u supposed to be getting beaten up " .. im like " OH YEAH CRAP !! "
Then.. every1 jumps on me ( Ouch !! YUGAL U HURT !! ) ... yes... yugal breaks my back .. & im on the floor & these guys are looking at me .... then kapil goes to twist my ankle.. & Vihaan is like " screw u , Kapil ... i want the ankle " . Kapil is like " O ya !! . well i got it & then vihaan says " u want the ankle ?? U GOT IT " & he kicks kapil on the ankle .. & kapil hits vihaan & they start fighting .. & then SK joins them & says " hey bitch vihaans mine " & the fight goess on .. like that all the guys start fighting amongst each other.. i dont wanna type the details .. but nishant & yugal wanted my face.... Darien & karthik wanted my stomach & Abhinav & Vinay wanted my chest... so the guys start fighting & i slip out of there ... There is a little bleeding & a lots of " HEY BITCH " & " SCREW U " .. then 3 priests are passing by .. 1 christian .. 1 muslim .. 1 hindu .. & the muslim goess.. " LETS JOIN EM " ... the hindu priest corrects him & says " ur religion doesnt allow fighting .. how can u break ur religion . the christian priest goes like " SCREW U HINDU " & they 3 start fighting .. THen im just spectating this battle .... & GUESS WHAT !! .. SLAYER COMES !! ... Tom Araya , Kerry King , JEff HAneman & Dave Lambardo start playing " Jihad " ... every1 starts getting more & more violent .... the fights going on .. & Yugal & vihaan are trying to run out & anusha helps them by putting ketchup on their face to make them play dead ....
I'm drooling over Slayer .. while Vihaan & Yugal like jackasses are playing dead & the rest are fighting... Raj drags out Karthik & gives him a hard knock on his head.... lol .. Karthik falls down headfirst & RAj roars wid a defeaning sound .. LOUDLY & then Darien tells Raj , " Hey when ur mouth is open ur brain is shut " .. Raj is like " if u like talking like this .. go & marry ARya " ... they both jump at each other & u know what happens next...
Back to Slayer.. they change songs to Raining Blood... AFter they finish playing i tell Kerry King .. " I love your guitar " .. Jeff gets jealous and says " you don't love mine " .. i siad i do but i like Kerry's better & JEff is like " YOU KNOW !! I FORMED THIS BAND !! KERRY !! COME ON " . They follow me to beat me up .. I run away & pass through the crowd of boys... & then they trip over Abhinav .. & Jeff & KErry start beating the boys up .. lol .. DAve Lambardo & Tom join him & say " HEY UR BEATING MY FRIEND " .. .lol.. im jes laffing my ass off ..
Amrit Sharma is passing by & he says " OH A FIGHT !! " and he join the crowd... and sees Dave Lambardo & the two being drummers look at each other with pure intensity.. OH I couldnt look at it .. it was too intense for my eyes... THeir hearts set ablaze as a drumstick strikes a drum .... & AMrit pulls out two drumsticks & bangs Dave with it .. DAve on seeing this removes TEN DRUMSTICKS.. from each finger like Wolverine .. and stares at AMrit .. Amrit sees this & Runs away with his hands up screaming like a baby .. HAHAHAH IT WAS SOOO FUNNY !!!!
Tom Araya is beating up SK & Vinay.. Vinay says " HEY !! CHUTIYA " .. SK .. also starts chanting with Vinay " CHUTIYA !! CHUTIYA .. " to Tom Araya .. I get pissed off .cause Tom Araya is my favorite Bassist & Vocalist so I was thinking of putting poison in Vinay & Sk's water in school the next week ... But i found out that 2 pieces of poison cost a 100 bucks.. & i had only 50 bucks.. so i thought.. OK .lets break it into 2 halves & buy 1 piece .. neways they'll be half dead.. & in modern high half death gets rounded off to 1 .. SO THEY DIE !!! tomorrow that is .. lol ..
Then KApil gets outta the fight tired & bleeding & he sees KErry's Guitar & I see it too.. we stare at each other.. who'll be the first man to flick it ?? oh wait.. kapils not man.. whos gonna be the first person to flick it ?? LOL .. He flicks it .. LOL & suddenly Menaka passes by .. I knowing of Kapils undying love for Menaka take MEnaka's hands & start getting close 2 her... MEnaka is shocked !!! .. Kapil get so angry... THEN I THROW MENAKA AT KAPIL & kapil holds menaka & menaka goes like " OHHHH KAPIL " .. & kapil drops the guitar & goes " MEnakaaaaaaaaaaa!!" & sticks his tongue out... I pick up the guitar & run away .... On running away i see Prithvi on my way with a grocery bag & i go live " Prithvviiiiiiiiiiiii " jes like Kapil did for MENAKAAA ... & she says " hey.. is there a fight going on nearby ?? " .. Im like " Yaa.. its a tamasha " ... I ask her whether she wants to watch the fight or eat pizza... she's like NACHOS & im like " okok !! WE'll go for a movie... but i want Tom Araya to join us .. so lets wait for him 2 finish killing Vinay & Sk ... " She's like " OK !! that sounds good " ... we go to the FIGHT SPOT ..
Over there .. Vihaan is running towards Anusha to seek comfort & Vinay.. with his funny smile says " Chutiya " to vihaan . & Vihaan is like " Hey !! Jackass shut up man .. AAAH didnt do anything to you " ... Vinay's like " Oh im sorry !! CHAKKA " ... Vihaan gets owned... Raj drags Vinay into the fight & drags Vihaan also & says " FIGHT NOW !! ANUSHA LATER " ...
OUT OF NOWHERE ... Shalaka bangs in the middle of the fight like a meteor .. !! ??? ?!?!?!? i remembered that Juhi kicked her .. & then i remembered some science thingy that Mr.Harish was telling us " HALABALA !! Bloody MEteaars come from bloody sky & they are bloody rocks man ..they hit & bloody make everything bloody bloody ! HALABALA !! " .. IT TOTALLY MADE SENSE TO ME !!! LOL>>>
THe radiation of the meteor made Abhinav from white to glowing.. HE was like a bloody fire fly then i remembered something in biotechnology that Debroy was telling us " THE GENE OF A FIRE FLY IS PUT INTO A TOBACCO PLANT & IT GIVES LIGHT " ... I did not understand.. lol ...
Tom Araya was injured & he started screaming his vocal styles " SHALAKA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB !! " & then vinay & yugal are like " hai hai hai .. so funny " ... hmm these guys are injured & they yet have their stupidity ...
The meteor of shalaka killed Kapil & he was dying & he's like " SHALAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" with his tongue out ... hmm.. kapil will never change.. even when he's dead.... then he died... & Vihaan got hurt.. the rest of them got injured severely .. Prithvi's like " OMG " & I'm like " THIS ROCKS " .. i went & flicked JEff's guitar .. Tom's Bass .. i called a taxi & put DAve's Drums in their.. I took DAriens football & i asked Prithvi to check everyone's wallets.. THe girls were like Sunny your soo mean .... & i'm like I'll give you guys 50% of the loot ...THe girls changed their attitudes & said OH ! Sunny .. ur soo sweet ... LOOOL!!!!
Shalaka woke up.. totally unhurt.. it was a miracle.. She fell 50 billion km or something... I sent Prithvi in the taxi... & i told her I'll be in a minute .. i wanted to make a speech ..
Then Mr.Arya(hindi teacher) comes & says " Hmm.. Bhambhwani Beta ! Your awake ! How ?? its a miracle .. everyone else is asleep on the floor & your awake ! In my class they are awake & you are asleep " & then he walks away...
I stood near all the injured & dead bodies & was like " YEssss ! This is what happens when you try to hit Sunny !! FOOLISH MORTALS ! I AM the GREAT & U PEOPLE CAN'T TOUCH ME !! MUHAHAHAHA !! ( The girls & Prithvi were rolling their eyes when i was talking ) .. THe Day has come when- " ... i was interrupted by KArthik & Raj getting up .. They were like can't touch you eh ?? .. They ran after me ... & i ran away screaming like AMrit did & jumped into the taxi & SHOUTED AT THE TAXI GUY , " STEP ON IT "" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is where my story ends & i would like to conclude with something which i don't mean at all .. i just cant think of anything. .. TAKE CARE !! HAVE FUN !!! THIS IS NOT A TRUE STORY>. I WOULD HOPE IT WAS TRUE IF KAPIL WOULD BE ALIVE >. !!
Dedicated to the memory of Kapil Mehra . Class 9-a . Science .. Rhythm Guitarist of Schmizel . ( HEY i found something to say which i don't mean ) .. LOOOL .
Reason for death - Died of Death due to Shalaka ( she's mean to Kapil )
Will - Got torn after being found due to reasons such as offense of public & excessive love towards Menaka . P.S . Please ask Vinay to bring Samosa's to my funeral . Please ask Sunny to join me in my funeral by dying . Please ask Nishant to take care of Menaka for eternity (BLAH ! ) . Please ask Abhinav to take my Acoustic Guitar . Some more crap was written in the will which he doesn't mean . ( i know u want me alive ) .
Life Period - B.D.K 14 - B.D.K 0 ( BDK = Before death of Kapil )
